Bill Clinton

Q:	Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:	I think the american people are tired of being misled. And having been less than genuine in the past, I think it's time that I, as the President of the United States, was honest with the public. As such I can no longer answer cliched questions like, "Is the Pope Catholic?", "Do bears shit in the woods?" or "Why did the chicken cross the road?". In addition, empty statements such as "The check is in the mail", "I promise I won't cum in you mouth" or even just "Trust me" must always be challenged hereafter.

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